That Lesbian Vampire Pirate Story
22 June 2026I was excited to sink my teeth into this one. Yes, that's a vampire joke. No, I am not apologising.
Having enjoyed the main Blood & Ancient Scrolls books and other short stories in the world, I was more than happy to jump into another.
That Lesbian Vampire Pirate Story follows Sadie "The Goat" Ferrell, a New York cutpurse whose life takes an unexpected turn after a bar fight leaves her missing an ear. Most people would probably take that as a sign to stay home for a while. For Sadie, it's the kick in the pants she needed to become a pirate. Before long Sadie has taken charge of a local gang, acquired a ship, and started making a […]
The Son of Lubrerum
18 June 2026
After sneaking in a quick re-listen of Firefax to get myself familiar with the world again, I was keen to dig into this. The Son of Lubrerum continues the saga of the Firefax family, a feared clan of assassins whose personal rivalries can drag entire nations into conflict.
Picking up right aftrer from the events of the first, the colonies […]
The Dragon’s Banker
12 June 2026
The title is The Dragon's Banker. The blurb talks about dragons. There's a dragon-person on the cover. Naturally, I expected a fair amount of dragon. This was more, dragon-adjacent for the most part with a main course of accounting and finance.
Not a criticism exactly, just something worth knowing going in.
The Dragon's Banker follows Sailor Kelstern, a merchant banker in […]
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Review Time Machine
Witches Be Crazy
18 September 2020Okay, I'll admit this one took me a little to get in to. I wasn't overly sucked in right away, but the more I listened to the story unfold the more I had to keep sticking my earbuds in and keep on listening.
The story is a nonsense romp through a medieval-type world filled with fantasy creatures and magic. Our long-suffering hero, Dungar Loloth, kicks off on a quest that sees him kidnapped or otherwise held against his will for an astonishing amount of time. Along the way, he meets Jimminy, an... eccentric lad, chipper to the point of being possibly insane. Together they march towards their goal - to rid the kingdom of a witch who intends to usurp the […]
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