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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack

Books 1-2

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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
Written by: D.M. Guay
Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
Genres: Humorous | Fantasy
Published: 18th of August, 2020
Length: 19 Hours 23 Minutes


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Contains books one and two of the 24/7 Demon Mart series.

The Graveyard Shift, book one

Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.

His coworkers - a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude - need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?

Monster Burger, book two

One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between you and the zombie apocalypse.

Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real.

When the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse.

It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day - again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job?

Includes bonus content: Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special.



Horror Comedy Leaning Heavily on the Comedy

Review by: The Audiobook Review24/7 Demon Mart, written by D.M. Guay is off-the-wall nuts. It's virtually non-stop crazy situations happening to poor protagonist Lloyd Wallace. He's a slacker, a loser, up to his eyeballs in debt with no aspirations beyond drinking slushies, playing Xbox and masturbating.

He is oblivious to much of what is going on around him, even once he finds out the truth of the 24/7 Dairy Mart and the strange goings-on. He's more interested in impressing the smoking hot DeeDee, who's always guarding the beer cave.

Thrust headfirst into this world of monsters trying to escape hell, weirdo demons actually allowed out of hell, a talking cockroach, and too many other numerous things to mention, Lloyd isn't sure if this is the best thing that has ever happened to him or the worst.

There are a lot of hilarious characters to like in this book. It starts off bonkers and just keeps piling it on, somehow without going overboard.

Narration by Todd Haberkorn suited Lloyd and the others down to the ground. His witless, hapless, scared sh!tless voice of Lloyd perfectly suits him. His narration style is high energy, making this really easy to listen to.

Narration Sample

This pack contains books 1 and 2 of the series, and I'm writing this as I'm about halfway through the second book. I'll definitely be picking up the others in the series!


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Reviewed: 2021-08-11

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